Friday, December 4, 2009

But Wait...It Wasn't ME, It Was the One Armed Man!

Thank you Zoey, for thinking that I resemble a Swedish super model, however, no, I am not Tiger Woods' poor wife, Elin Nordegren.  Although, since she met the golfing guru, she has never been "poor", at least monitarily.  Unfortunately, we all know the news that's sprung up lately and my heart breaks for Elin and their precious children. 

But to combat any media frenzy this might cause, I am not, and have never been, Elin Nordegren.  Any further questions must be directed toward my publicist.  Although I did see Tiger one time in Tulsa at Southern  Hills Country Club.  I saw him, that is...from afar. 

Until next time.  Mwah!

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