I Run So I Can Eat

I once saw a fit, athletic, healthy, middle-aged man wearing a shirt proclaiming these words: I Run So I Can Eat. I wanted to run to him, give him a high-five, a hug, a shoulder rub and tell him "Dude, I totally feel your pain". And it's kinda nice to know that you, Mr. Athletic Man, suffer from food issues too!


You can get your own...here. (The t-shirt, not the issues.)

Warning!! I would not wear this shirt if you do not run or workout, if you've never owned a pair of tennis shoes, or genuinely have no idea what I'm talking about. Cuz it would be wrong. And weird. And people would make fun of you. So really, I'm here for you. You can thank me later.

I have done some sort of physical fitness since 1st grade. (I'm not bragging just providing some captivating back story.) I started off in gymnastics. Then, after I was discovered by a classmate's father during a lunch with his daughter, I started playing softball. Seems in first grade I was a head taller than the other girls in my class. My classmate's father had recently lost his third baseman to a broken arm and was out scouting for her replacement. (Not really. At least I don't think so. Rec sports can be hard core though, so who knows.) So one fateful lunch in first grade turned into a phone call to my mom then into a 14 year relationship with softball. We were together a long time, through good times and bad. But I was also seeing another sport during that time. I played basketball for eight years. A shorter love affair.

During my high school softball days I used to go to the week of tryouts with a huge knot in my stomach. It had nothing to do with my softball skills or abilities that would soon be tested. It had everything to do with that 1 mile jog out to "the tree" and back. That was it, a mile. A silly mile. But I dreaded it like a child and an impending shot. I HATED that run. We seriously considered digging up that tree one year, thinking that we wouldn't have to run if there was no tree!

I thought a silly mile was bad, but I didn't even KNOW running until I got to college. College athletics are serious when it comes to conditioning. I mean, what? Just because you're paying for my tuition you think I need to be in top physical condition? Geesh, picky much? In the off-season it was common to have an awesome (highly sarcastic) day of conditioning consisting of an hour swim, a 3 mile run, and weights. (Yeah, all in a row. We were tough. I cried a lot.) I figured out something that I pretty much thought I already knew...I HATE to run. Still.

One thing I also remember is never really worrying about what I ate. My pregame meal in high school was a personal pepperoni pizza with ranch (of course) and probably as much Dr. Pepper as my tummy could hold. College wasn't much better with either a pre or post game meal out and constant snacks. I wish I would've worn a heart rate monitor back then to see the exuberant amount of calories I used to burn. I was a lean, mean, calorie consuming and burning machine. Those days as a college athlete were hard. They were mentally and physically challenging like nothing I'd ever experienced before.

That is, before last week.

I had heard of Crossfit before. There was a group of young land dudes at Samson who were going super early before work to do Crossfit in Jenks throughout the week. These guys were all former athletes and current triathletes and distance runners. They weren't couch potatoes. I knew Crossfit was hardcore when I heard that the very first day one of the guys threw up. Gulp. Wow, sounds like fun. Where do I sign up? Not.

Well, after leaving college, starting a career and a family it was time to find my way back to the gym. Man, hormones are a beast! Now food was finding a way to stick to me. I was having to think about what I was putting into my mouth. I was still eating athlete/pregnant quantities but I wasn't doing anything to burn it off! So the extra calories clung to my body like a warm tongue to a frozen light pole. So I got a gym membership.

Six months ago I started taking classes at my local gym. Classes are good for Macey. Classes mean Macey can't quit when it hurts. (It's SUPPOSED to hurt!) Classes mean people know Macey's coming and expect Macey to be there. Classes are filled with women (and the occasional brave man) who are all in the same boat. In fact, one instructor has a saying that I particularly like, "Keep going, don't stop, we're all hurting together." And Macey's pain likes the company.

These classes were hard. It had been a while since I'd really sweated like that. I wore my heart rate monitor and after a cardio class followed by a pump class (weights) I would typically burn 1,200+ calories and man, did I feel good. It was a huge challenge, I was committed to it, and I loved it. Then I was introduced to Crossfit. Visions of puking athletes came to my mind as I heard "if you think your classes are hard, you should try the intensity of Crossfit". Yeah (eye roll), so I've heard.

But not being one to back down from a challenge and feeling a bit more fit after 6 months of classes, Sean and I signed up to try a few Crossfit sessions. Our sessions have consisted of total training times varying from 7-20 minutes. Short, huh? To me, at first, I thought there's no way you can get a good workout in in that short of time. I need hours, man. And pools of sweat pouring off of me.

First session: 21 thrusters, 21 pullups, 15 thrusters, 15 pullups, 9 thrusters, 9 pullups. Easy, right? Riiiiiiiighht. No, it wasn't! Since I can't do the recommended and helpful "kip" pullup, I got to do jumping pullups. Cheating, sorta. If cheating means feeling like you're gonna die. And afterwards, (Oh. Em. Gee.) I thought my heart was going to leap out of my chest or just give up and stop. My mouth was filled with cotton balls. Who puh teez cogen baaz in my mof? My muscles were screaming. 5-7 minutes of pain.

Our next session: A killer circuit of the following back to back: 1 minute of pushpress, 1 minute of box jumps, 1 minute of rows, 1 minute of sumo dead lift high pulls, 1 minute of wall balls, followed by a one minute rest. 5 total minutes of going as hard and as fast as you can. 1 minute of rest, then repeat...3 times. That workout is affectionately called "Fight Gone Bad". It was bad. It was very bad. Macey wanted to puke. Macey didn't. Sean did. Haha...just kidding. We both (barely) survived.

For more information on Crossfit, go here (at your own risk)!

Although I am still a firm believer that to lose weight and get a sculpted body (if that's what you're into) then it takes about 70% of an almost-perfect diet and 30% of a great sweat-inducing workout. It's all about the food, baby. Putting the bad stuff in will only work against you. Think about dumping sand into your gas tank. Gas+sand=...well...I'm really not sure, but it can't be good. Your body needs the right "gas" for it to function. Clean gas. (Ok, I gotta say it cuz you're probably already thinking it...Clean gas IN=Clean gas OUT. There. I said it for you. Have your little chuckle.) You gotta limit the "sand" you dump into the tank. However...and I share this like it's the big spoiler to the end of LOST...however...you can have a little more "sand" in your tank without the disastrous side effects if you are working your butt off, literally. You gotta have some give and take. I'm all about equal opportunity.

So the man...with the shirt...who I wanted to hug...is kind of a genius in my world. Thus why I wanted to hug him. If you want to eat that donut...you gotta work for it, baby! Work for it, or it's gonna giggly implant itself right there on your thighs. I know, it's an ugly reality. I'm here to proclaim the truth.

I run (or lift, or spin, or walk, or step, or Zumba, or sweat) so I can eat!

Until next time!

Focus, Macey. Focus!

During my softball games, after an error in the field, a strikeout, or prior to an at bat that desperately needed to produce a hit, I could set my watch to the sure fact that my dad would yell from his stadium seat, "Focus, Macey. Focus!". If his shouts of fatherly help were after an error or strikeout, you could bet I would not look up into the stands to make eye contact. I knew it was coming. He knew I could hear him. I knew I had messed up and my dad's idea of proper course correction was to remind me to focus.


After all, wasn't focus the only obvious answer to my softball problems? Who doesn't focus when stepping up to the plate to face a 68+ mph fastball whizzing by just inches from her body? You HAVE to focus in order to get your brain to read "ball" or "strike" (read: swing or don't swing) just milliseconds after the ball has left the pitcher's hand. You also HAVE to focus to have your brain to tell your foot to step, your hips to fire and your hands to throw the bat toward the speeding ball while FOCUSING on the spin of the ball, determining its speed and rotation, thus calculating its movement in order to move your bat at just the right time, speed, and angle to meet that speeding ball at just the right spot so that it doesn't foul off, pop up or hit right at a fielder, but to smack it, hard, in a gap. Or if we're lucky, straight over the fence. Now. Who's not focusing?!


However, sometimes, instead of his fatherly course correction yell, dad's shouts were for encouragement. Before a big at bat, I would look into the stands. All he had to do was raise his hands to his eye as if focusing a large lens...and I knew what he meant. Focus, Macey. Focus. Focus on what you're doing. Because focusing leads to a clearer, truer picture.


I know many times stepping up to the plate to face an Olympic pitcher (yes, literally), that I told myself over and over, "I can hit this girl. I can do it. I know I can." I couldn't have focused any harder on focusing. I was in the moment. I was ready. I was relaxed and confident (or at least I faked it to scare the pitcher). There was nothing she could throw past me. I fought. I focused. But I didn't always get the hit. Was it because I didn't focus? Because I didn't focus hard enough? Or was I focused on all the wrong things?


I do this in my adult life now. In a past post I talked about my New Year's resolution was to "finished everything that I...". I've finally determined that my problem with finishing the task at hand is, in fact, my lack of focus. Every now and then when I stop one task to work on another one that's caught my attention the little cartoon cloud pops up with my dad's face in it telling me, "Focus, Macey. Focus!". And more often than not, I'm literally having to re-train myself on how to stay focused. I have to realize that the crumbs will still be on the table after I finish getting vitamins for the kids. I think my fear is that I'll forget. I'll forget the crumbs are there and when finally we sit down to eat dinner, there they'll be. Staring at me. Taunting me. Telling me that they won because I lost focus last night and never cleared them away.


Not only does this issue with focus run through my daily life (my daily parade, thank you very little!), but it runs throughout my time with my husband, my children, and my heavenly Father. Each night something takes my attention away from all of the well laid out plans I had intended to do. Homework time with Gavin, special time with Zoey, and snuggle time with Sean all somehow seem to get over looked for fixing dinner, cleaning up, laundry, bath time, a new show that's got my attention, researching labeling guidelines...the list goes on and on. Something always takes away my focus.


Crumbs on the table are the least of my concerns. It's when I hear the familiar yell, coming this time from my heavenly father, that really gets my attention. Although it's not coming from a parent in the stadium, it comes as a gentle tug on my heart, a whisper inside of my head, "Focus, Macey. Focus!". Stop focusing on the crumbs. Stop focusing on who's cooking what for the Super Bowl. Stop focusing on your lip gloss. Focus, instead, on me.


In the world we live focusing on God is not an easy thing. It doesn't just happen. Good focus takes effort and discipline. In much the same way as a successful hit at the plate requires extreme practice and discipline, so does our focus on God. Every day we have to decide the things we will do. Every second we have to decide the thoughts we will think. If you are feeling unfulfilled, depressed, or empty, I would fester to guess that you are not living the life God intended you to live. Return your focus to God. Don't let anyone steal your joy...not the devil, not the government, not the mean lady at the gym, not long lines, unavoidable delays, or yet ANOTHER day of snow!


Focusing on God gives us a clearer, truer picture of God and his purpose and intent for our lives. As we re-align our focus back to God (or to God for the first time), I KNOW we will receive new joy, more power, and greater peace by following his will. Peace! What an awesome reward!!

I follow an amazing blog, God Speaks Today. Each time I receive an email update that she's got a new post, I usually drop everything to read it. She inspires me. But most of all she makes me realize that I'm normal! I'm attaching her lasted post about her problems with focus.

http://www.godspeakstoday.net/2010/02/21-days-to-clarity-day-20-focus.html


Today I will focus on the task at hand. Nothing will steal my focus or my joy. And when I properly focus I will be rewarded by seeing a clearer, truer picture. I will be prepared to face the curve balls that each day throws my way and I will smack that ball...straight out of the park. I will live the fulfilled life that God has intended for me. And I will have peace. I hope you find it too. If you have any trouble, just call my dad...he can remind you too, to focus.


Until next time!

Not Giada's Noodles

You know when you make something and it's so good you have to write it down immediately cuz you "gotta remember" this one? Well, I found one of those meals. I think I stole part of it from Giada Delaurentis from the Food Network, but really there was quite a bit of time between her show and when I made this dish that I'm sure it's not food infringement...right? Right. We'll go with that. Sean still goes into an immediate wide eyed, wide mouth drool when I mention Giada or if he catches a glimpse of her on tv. He doesn't even know she's a cook. I remember one time I said, "Oh Sean, look at these noodles Giada's making." His response? "I don't see any noodles...". (Gasp.) Men!

(I picked the more...uh hem...appropriate picture of her.)

Before I tell you about the dish that I made I need to mention a few things.

• I didn't measure anything. It's all by sight. So don't go into measurement freakout...just make it look good. If it looks good to your eye, it will taste good to your tummy!


• I bought a bag of frozen shrimp. I have no idea the size of the bag...and I probably thawed half of it.


• I bought my sundried tomatoes from the new, cool, little condiment bar at Reasors. They have little bowls. I have no idea how many I had. (See a theme yet? No measuring!)


• When I say you need quite a bit of oil, believe me, you do. You should cook your garlic and shrimp in the oil and then pour it all over your pasta and crumbs...they will soak it all up, so you need quite a bit. If you'd rather, you can start light and add more later, but the more flavorful way is to let the shrimp and garlic cook in the oil and use that oil for your pasta sauce.

Ok, that's enough...here's what I did:

1.) I took TOASTED ALMONDS and about a handful or two from a box of TOASTED GARLIC TRISCUITS and chopped them up in the food processor until they were like thick dust.

(I bought some slivered almonds and toasted them in a skillet until I could smell them. Side note: I am very, VERY good at burning these babies. A smoke filled kitchen, the vent blowing on high and a loud, "DANG IT!"are usually soon to follow if I'm in charge of toasting something!)

2.) I thawed 1/2 a bag of FROZEN COLOSSAL SHRIMP, then seasoned the shrimp with salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder and old bay.

(I always buy the shrimp that have been deveined. It's up to you if you want to leave the shells on, tails on, or rip em all up. And feel free to buy fresh shrimp.)

3.) I boiled a BAG OF FROZEN 5 CHEESE RAVIOLI according to package directions.

(It doesn't take long.)

4.) I heated a good bit of OIL in a skillet (I've been mixing vegetable and olive together lately). I added in whole GARLIC CLOVES, then the seasoned shrimp. Let the shrimp and garlic cook on both sides.

5.) While the shrimp and garlic cooked away to delish goodness I drained the pasta, reserving a bit of the pasta water. I added the processed triscuits and almond mish mash and some freshly grated parmesan cheese to the pasta.

6.) Then I added one JAR OF ARTICHOKES (in water) to the food processor. Process. Add to the pasta.

7.) Next add some SUNDRIED TOMATOES to the food processor. Process. Add to the pasta.

8.) Add garlic, shrimp, and oil to the pasta.

9.) Top this delicious mixture with more freshly grated parm and behold the wonders that are shrimp, pasta, and lots of other good stuff!

It's delicious, even if it's partially stolen. No, they're not Giada's noodles. But since Sean doesn't know the difference, it's all good.

Eat and enjoy!

Until next time!

100 from 30

On January 23, 2010 I celebrated my 30th birthday. 30 years. Wow. Really? I don't feel any different from, say, last year . I still don't think I'm old enough to have the responsibilities that I have (home, cars, KIDS!). Fellow birthday party attenders kept asking me if I was "okay" with turning 30. Ha! Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be? I can't stop it from coming. If I could, I wouldn't. Besides most of my friends hit that milestone before me. I got to "suffer" with them, so when it was my turn it didn't bother me at all. (Now, ask me again in 30 years!) Age is just a number. And to me, the bigger your number the more stories and laughs and memories and blessings you've acquired! I've been more than blessed in my short 30 years here on earth. I look forward to many more, healthy, fun-filled years, if that's what I'm given.



About a year ago I had the distinct pleasure of taking a workshop that left an impression that will (probably) stay with me forever. An imprint on my heart, as a familiar song puts it. From that class I also gained a life long friend. That friend is the one who gave me this idea: to write down 100 Truths about me. It was fun. Of course, it's about my favorite subject. Ha ha...only kidding...kinda. 100 Truths. Ok, that shouldn't be too hard, right? It was harder than I expected.



Well, this is what I ended up with and I thought I'd share them with you, Mr. and Ms. Blog Reader. 100 Truths from the last 30 years of my life. Hope you enjoy them.



100 Things about Me
1. I am Macey Dionne Wilson Highberger: a woman, daughter, wife, mother, and friend. An Aquarius, born on January 23, 1980, a balmy 80 degree winter day in Tulsa, OK at 12:17am.
2. I am an only child who hates the stigma associated with that phrase…even though it’s true.
3. I love making people happy and I try every day, even if it’s just to smile and say “hi”.
4. I love planning for parties and events, including food, drinks and decorations and making sure that everything is just right.
5. I enjoy cooking. I like working from recipes or experimenting on my own.
6. I love having a clean house…but not necessarily cleaning it.
7. I love buying new things, even if it’s just new to me.
8. I love making cookies and candy at Christmas, dressing up for Halloween and popping fireworks on the Fourth of July.
9. Although I love being around a lot of people, I also love the time that I’m alone.
10. I love the smell of a roast on the stove, a wood burning fireplace, pinion wood, fresh cut grass, a spring rain, and scented candles (although I’m picky about the scent: Yankee Candles Sun & Sand and Beach Walk!).
11. I love to hear beautiful music, a catchy beat, my children belly laughing, thunder from an approaching storm, “I love you”, the dinner bell, and a sincere “thank you”.
12. I love touching the softest blanket, warm water, the skin of loved ones, people’s souls, and my bed after a long day.
13. I love seeing people at their best, the interactions of strangers, the sun, my family happy, red poppies, green grass, changing autumn leaves, my kids’ smiling faces, and money in my bank.
14. I love tasting great food, slightly spicy salsa with thin, salty chips, cheese enchiladas, a cold beer on a hot day, anything my mom cooks, and king crab legs and fillets on Christmas Eve.
15. I love feeling appreciated, special, wanted, happy, silly, smart, excited, well rested, anticipation, and loved.
16. I love the warmth of the beach and the sound of the waves.
17. I love planting new flowers in the spring and getting my hands dirty.
18. I love bringing the outside indoors by opening windows and having fresh cut flowers around.
19. I love the look of a made bed and towels folded and laying the same direction.
20. I love people who inspire greatness and expect it in themselves and others.
21. I love driving with my windows down and my music on…loud.
22. I love a warm day at the pool, lake, or ocean; playing in the water and relaxing with friends and family over a cold one.
23. I love playing sports, competing, sweating, and being active.
24. I work hard to play hard.
25. I believe that Jesus Christ is God's only son, conceived by the holy spirit, born by a virgin. I believe he lived a sinless life and died on a cross as a perfect ransom for the forgiveness of ALL sins, so that we may live in unity eternally with our Heavenly King.
26. I like coffee in the morning, water throughout the day, and a glass of wine with dinner.
27. I love the feeling of being weightless. I dream of being able to fly or breathe underwater.
28. I love the show LOST.
29. I love finding great deals.
30. I love being pampered.
31. I love new shoes.
32. I love when people come to me for advice and value my opinion.
33. I love being pregnant.
34. I love holding a baby until he/she falls asleep.
35. I love watching my children sleep, learn, and use their abilities.
36. I love going to girls’ night out.
37. I love playing Guitar Hero.
38. I love watching a movie while eating popcorn with a pickle.
39. I love going to bed early.
40. I love lying in clean sheets.
41. I love sleeping with the fan on high (even in the dead of winter), snuggling under the blankets, and holding on to my huggy pillow.
42. I love cleaning an empty house with my music blaring.
43. I love big earrings, glossy lip gloss, pink cheeks, and long eyelashes.
44. I love feeling girly by wearing pointy high heels and nice jeans (and paying for good quality).
45. I love giving people presents.
46. I love letting people know that they are special and I care about them.
47. I love performing (even if only in my own mind or for my family to roll their eyes at).
48. I love people who know how to drive (according to my standards, of course).
49. I like the toilet paper roll when it flips over.
50. I love when people correctly use “and I” and “and me”.
51. I love finding the uniqueness in everyone, but think myself ordinary.
52. I love when people can take care of themselves.
53. I enjoy not taking things too seriously. (Seriously.)
54. I love anything with icing on it.
55. I love planning, creating, stressing out, problem-solving, fixing, finally finishing, and giving people outrageous cakes.
56. I love a white cake with white icing.
57. I love a hot cookie (or brownie) with cold ice cream.
58. I love licking the bowl.
59. I prefer emails over phone calls and talking in person over all else.
60. I love being tan.
61. I love being a human-airplane for my children.
62. I love making shampoo Mohawks in the bathtub.
63. I prefer limited lighting to overhead lighting.
64. I like being organized, but find it hard to get that way.
65. I love being busy.
66. I love drinking water that’s just kinda cold.
67. I love spending quality time with friends and family.
68. I love people who are not self absorbed.
69. I love when people can laugh at themselves. We are all just clowns dressed as humans, faking perfection around others while trying to hide the big, red nose on our face.
70. I love to pretend I’m on a stage and dance around the house.
71. I love being rewarded for doing well.
72. I like marking things off of a list.
73. I love people who can listen with an open mind, critique with compassionate words, and accept differences with an empathetic heart.
74. I love people who can accept and minimize their weaknesses and can focus and magnify their strengths. (I'm trying to be that person.)
75. I believe that good things don’t always happen to good people and bad things don’t always happen to bad people.
76. Other than medicine (ha!), I believe authentic laughter is the best medicine. Nothing re-aligns perception like being able to laugh during a time of adversity. And more often than not, it’s the ability to laugh at ourselves and our shortcomings that is the cure all.
77. I think a dish that can be put in the sink, can just as easily be put in the dishwasher.
78. I love winning, but not at all cost. I would take a mentally and physically well played game any day over a sloppy win.
79. I find it hard to rest. There’s always something that needs to be done or read and if I’m not doing it, I feel lazy.
80. I believe that acknowledging people and agreeing with them are two different things. I always try to acknowledge and reserve my right to agree.
81. I believe you can’t love if you don’t love yourself.
82. I think too much time is wasted being regretful.
83. I get my feelings hurt easily.
84. I often think this thing called “life” is just plain weird. There’s this magnitude of fragile human shells running around earth, dazedly going to their jobs day in and day out, driving these strange 4 wheeled vehicles (often too fast). Each one trying to outdo the other. Always in a hurry, going from place to place. Then they wind up at their dwelling place where they put food into their bodies (often unhealthy), go to bed to rest that shell (often too late). Just to get up and do it all over again the next day. They don’t take care of their bodies and are constantly searching for things to make them happy and for their purpose of being on this earth. It’s just weird.
85. I feel like someone is always watching me.
86. I wonder about weird things...like if I was meant to be here at this exact time. If my parents never got married is it actually possible that I could still be here today? (I know, probably not, but I still wonder.)
87. I think sweating and soreness is a direct indicator of how hard I worked. And I love both.
88. I always think there is an opportunity to be discovered (like, for a movie!).
89. I fully believe that every single person on this earth deserves to be loved…some more than others.
90. I think the companies who put their widgets in that impenetrable, harder-than-crap-to-open-even-with-scissors, kind of plastic…should be excluded from society.
91. I appreciate and recognize when people go out of their way for me.
92. I have a hard time staying on task. I am easily sidetracked by other projects, requests and desires. They all seem important to me.
93. I think skunks smell good and often get their smell confused with the smell of fresh brewed coffee.
94. I would rather endure quick, intense pain than long, moderate pain.
95. I love an 80 degree day, being outside and grilling out.
96. I like taking notes, but rarely refer back to them.
97. I like taking my time on the weekends…getting up late, making breakfast, cleaning up and eventually getting in the shower.
98. I love running in the rain. It makes me feel like a kid again. It's the only time I enjoy running. 99. I always try to look nice.
100. The best compliment I ever received was that I make the place better just by showing up.



30 years.



So far, so good.



Until next time!

Seepy Bear, Grumpy Bear

I don't know what it is about sleeping, or rather the lack thereof that makes me so mental. I know that I only have this limited amount of time allotted for sleeping (not to mention it's usually not enough to begin with). So if I don't drift off to la la land right away, then in the back of my mind all I can see is my alarm ringing at 7:15, kids waking at their normal time and requiring breakfast, and Gavin still needing to get to school on time. Unfortunately, there's no dvr pause button on life so that I can catch up...and THAT is what makes me mental. Life still continues whether I've met my FDA allowance for sleep or not. (I know the FDA doesn't regulate sleep. It was a joke, so please, no emails or notes correcting me.)

Actually, the whole science of sleep is fascinating to me. Every time I can't sleep, the next morning I'm usually thinking "My brain just wouldn't shut off. I couldn't make the night time turn from Sleepy Lane to Dream World Drive." And I have no idea what inhibits that turn. I have my turn signal on well in advance. I apply steady pressure to my break to slow myself down for it. And I sufficiently check traffic to make sure that the turn is safe. And yet, sometimes, my car won't turn. It stays stuck on Sleepy Lane. And the harder I try to turn onto Dream World Drive the more impossible it is to find.

And this is what happened on Saturday night.

A group of us girls went to OKC to celebrate our friend's upcoming wedding. This bachelorette weekend included an afternoon of pole aerobics. (Yes, I said pole aerobics. And yes, it is what you think it is...but more on that later.) After aerobics we checked into our hotel room. 12 girls. 2 hotel rooms! Each room slept 6. There were two queen beds in one room and a pull out full sized bed in the living room. Two girls got in early and staked their claim early. The four that followed behind decided to let the bride-to-be have a bed. (I know, we are so nice. :)) So it was down to a friendly game of rock, paper, scissors for the the remaining three. Elimination style. 1 gets the bed with the bride-to-be and the other 2 get the pull out bed. And guess who was first to be eliminated? Yep. Me.

So after a night out on the town celebrating the upcoming nuptials it was time to return to the hotel and hit the hay. Ugh. My bed is usually an inviting place at the end of the day. This pull out bed, was not. Sarah (the other unfortunate loser), and I readied our bed. We put a flat sheet on the bottom (no fitted sheet). We had another flat sheet, 2 pillows and a down comforter. I think our comforter was thicker than our mattress.

After our goodnights, we turned off the lights. By this time is was 2:30 and as exhausted as I was, I knew Mr. Sandman was quickly approaching. But I was wrong. I had a few problems.
1.) Our mattress was so thin and so small (at least smaller than what I'm used to) that I was worried about flopping around and flinging Sarah off the bed. Every move could be felt. I swore she could feel my heart beating from her side of the bed.

2.) Our pillows were those big puffy ones that look fun, but when you lay your head on them, they smash down like a pancake. And really there's no point to having a pillow when you're head is the same level as the mattress. So, I started getting stuffy.

3.) When I get stuffy I have a unnatural need to clear my throat.

4.) Although the room was perfectly pitch black it was also perfectly quiet...too quiet. Sean and I sleep with our ceiling fan on high all year long. As if that wasn't enough for air circulation and noise we also have an oscillating fan that sounds like a jet engine taking off in our bedroom. It's awesome. (But somehow, strangely enough, although it reduces most noises, I can still hear the sounds of footed pajama feet swishing across the carpet as a kid comes in the room.)

5.) I can't even guess how many doors I heard slam shut after we'd turned off the lights. Doors slamming, people running up and down the hall and at least 3 sirens going off, all kept me from turning onto Dream World Drive.

I could see my turn. I could smell it. I could feel it. I was prepped for it and I couldn't make it happen!

and finally 6.) I was hot.

All of these things combined for a mental Macey questioning if she would ever fall asleep. If she was going to have to drive 5 girls back to Tulsa totally sleep deprived. For the safety sake of my passengers, and for the love of God I needed to fall asleep!!!!

Somewhere between 3:30 and 4 (I'm not exactly sure because I refused to look at the clock), I finally decided to get up. I needed to fix all of these problems because they weren't fixing themselves. And Mr. Sandman was of no help. I also have this inner struggle that I think that actually getting up is somehow conceding to the anti-sleep goblins. If I just stay in bed, I will somehow beat them at their own game and I will...I WILL eventually fall asleep. But I usually end up conceding...and usually hours too late.

So, I got up. I got a drink. (Water, thank you very much.) I found the wall thermostat, turned it to COOL and punched it down to 66. On my walk back to bed, the air kicked on, a familiar and comforting sound. I felt better already. As I laid back down into my thin, narrow bed in my silent room I realized what I needed. I needed some ambiance. Some iPhone generated white noise to drown out all annoying, Mr. Sandman halting, turn preventing sounds. So I grabbed my phone. (Yes! There IS an app for that!) I pulled up the Apps Store, and before I knew it I had my very own oscillating fan laying on my pillow. Well, the noise of the fan, at least. It was EXACTLY what I needed. It was able to drown out the slamming doors, the footsteps, the sirens, and most importantly of all, my own thoughts.

And it worked.

I quickly found the street I was looking for and turned safely onto it. Dream World Drive.

If you have any issues sleeping or staying asleep, let me recommend some white noise. iPhone app produced, or not, it could be just what your brain needs to stay soundly asleep. I would, however, steer clear of anything having to do with water. Those usually make me need to pee. (I kid you not.) And thunderstorms make me think there is actually a storm outside. Then I have this weird urge to turn on the tv to make sure there are no tornadoes, which just isn't good for my sleep patterns either! But a nice, steady white noise sound might be just the thing to keep you from getting mental, like me. After all, a sleepy mind is a terrible thing.

So sleep well...and...

Until next time.

Drum Roll Please...(no, really, do it...I'll wait...)

You're still not doing it. Seriously, do it. Ok, there you go. Thank you.


Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages (or actually only those who can read),

I would like to officially introduce you, blog reader, to the new, beautiful, recently back from face-lift surgery...Macey's Day Parade. If you have clicked on my link or actually typed my blog address into your address bar, then you are now viewing the newest sparkly addition to my already sparkly life. (I'll pause as you take it all in. Take a moment. I understand. Beauty is splendid thing.)


Okay. Moving on.


I had, not only the honor, but the ultimate privilege of finding a dream come true of a lady to help this novice blogger create a beautiful blog that's more, err, "me". And although I am still not convinced that she didn't secretly implant video cameras into my life, she totally pegged me. After filling out a short questionnaire it was like she'd known me my whole life. It was perfect. It was exactly what was I was looking for. I love it. I love Jackie. I hope it brings you joy as well.


If you're looking for some super fab, super easy, super affordable blog design, please contact Jackie. I have no doubt she'll blow you away, just as she did me. (You can click the link below or the super cute little button over on the sidebar.) :D

http://www.memoriesbydesign-studio.com/

Thank you, Jackie!!!!!

OH! And thank you Jason for all of this! It WAS my Christmas present after all. WOO HOO!!!!


Until next time!

Resolutions Shmesolutions

My 2010 Resolution: "I will finish everything that I........."

Ha ha! Although a funny Liz Lemon line, it's true. It hasn't been more apparent to me than these days I've been home with Zoey, that I have a hard time focusing! And I can't even blame it on her. Don't get me wrong, I'm extremely proactive. In fact, that's probably my exact problem; I'm TOO proactive. I always took pride in my multi-tasking abilities. But upon deeper evaluation, I realized that it's my multi-tasking abilities that get me into so much trouble. Why I'm late for everything. (Dad's standards if you're not 10 minutes early, then you're late.) It's why I have a sudden urge to put one more load of clothes into the washing machine.

In fact, I believe it's my wannabe super efficient, systematic, highly proficient brain that gets in my way. (HA!! Riiiiiiiiight.) My mind is always trying to put things into the most logical order. I need to make coffee, do laundry, put up the clean clothes, make cake balls, write on my blog, return emails, etc. Ok-systematic brain ramps up-vrrrrrrrrr (that's the sound it makes). I need to get the laundry going so that it is...well...going. I want it in the dryer before I leave the house so I don't have soggy clothes hanging out in there mildewing...again. So I go to start the laundry and notice that Sean has dumped the kids' snack bowls in there. I grab those and take them to the dishwasher. Ugh. Dishwasher needs unloaded. I start to unload it and see that one of the cups needs dried off, so I grab a towel but it's dirty. I go to throw it in the laundry room so I can add it to my pile.
But while in the laundry room I realize I never started the washing machine. I put all of the laundry in and start it. While putting the laundry detergent back, I noticed that there are clothes hanging up that need to be put away. I take them and hang them up. While in my closet I find Zoey's shoes which don't belong there, so I take them to her room. Then my stomach growls and I remember I wanted coffee. I go back to the kitchen to make coffee and find the dishwasher wide open. What the???? Why is the.......OH yeah, I was unloading that, wasn't I???? Sigh. Ok, back to unloading it. But wait! Really, I should get the cake started and in the oven for the cake balls since it takes 35 minutes to cook, then it has to cool....arg...still don't have my coffee......AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

And that's how it goes.

Rarely does anything get totally finished because I'm easily distracted. (As mom and dad make eye contact across the room and nod in agreement.) I'm now convinced that I'm secretly a character in the "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" book series. But my version is called "If You Give Macey Something To Do". It's a much more frustrating reality than the silly mouse wanting a little milk with his cookie!

So my focus this year, along with the usual "eat better", "read more", "go to bed earlier"...is to focus on finishing what I've started. NO MATTER IF THE LAUNDRY HAS BEEN STARTED OR NOT! NO MATTER IF I FIND 14 OTHER THINGS THAT NEED TO BE DONE WHILE I'M DOING MY FIRST THING! (Caps added for emphasis, not yelling.) Stay the course, shall be my motto.

Which just reminded me of the scene in The Lion King.
Young Simba: What's a motto?
Timon: Nothing. What's a motto with you?!

I've have attempted a short tourist travel down this road before. The road marked with focus, and organization, and completion. And I felt like I was met with the feeling of missing out on the other roads that I knew needed to be traveled down. But I'm doing it. I'm doing it! This year, I'm totally doing it. Wait! What was I doing again? Oh yeah...it!

Besides, if I fail, there's always next year for resolutions shmesolutions!

Until next time. Mwah!